Once a priest had to go to the bathroom really bad. In the old times the toilets were nothing but deep holes dug in the ground. The priest squatted down to use the toilet and slipped.
He would’ve fallen in and drowned in the pit but he used his arms to keep him from falling the rest of the way. He decided to pray to God to help him out of the situation because he didn’t have enough strength to get out himself…so, he put his hands together and prayed….
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are in a desert. The redhead brings a water bottle. the others said „Why did you bring that? in case I get thirsty.” The brunette brings food. The others ask,”Why did you bring that? in case I get hungrey.” Now, the blonde brought a car door. They asked „Why did you bring that?” The blonde replied” so if I get hot I can role down the window.”